HELP PLEASEE

so i have this smart but very mean classmate and idk what the fuck is his problems but he keeps asking people "did i ask?" or "did someone ask?" or "nobody asked" or he just fucking acts mean for no fucking reason and ofc i give him salty comebacks but like, i've been very annoyed by his attitude lately and just want to shut his useless ugly-looking bitchass up, and i want to ask y'all if y'all can give me some salty and best comebacks for him, thanks in advance (=・ω・=)