YALL WANNA START A CULT?

worship the mushroom or die   4 reply

Yes, what you see is real. THIS IS A REAL DRAGON! Shrunken to cute size to fool all those stupid humans that fail to realize it's true form! We shall prepare sacrifices for you, oh mighty DRAGON-LORD and be your loyal and true servants in the world where you have once again assumed your place at the summit of all beings! Praise and worship the EA......   1 reply

I will volunteer as a sacrifice anyways- dont worry im pretty tasty   reply

Wait hold on... so we pick someone to worship and someone to sacrifice.. ok got it. Worship zack And sacrifice the racist pedo who performs bestiality, Shane dawson Everyone clapping as we lower him into the burning hot lava to pay for his sins, while slashing him with our knives, and stun guns, sounds fitting. and hearing his screams, yes some......   reply

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