Lube and fire

I set someone's hair on fire and luckily my friend had lube. I squished it unto their hair and what was left was the burnt smell of hair.
They yelled at me because out of everything, I squirted lube on their hair instead.


Remember everyone, the best way to put out a hair on fire and to piss them off right after, is with lube!

I bet you wouldn't even slip out of that situation!