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God when i was in fifth grade me in my new school i had a free period so my friends and i were playing this wierd game when i got the FEELS. A LOUD MONSTEROUS CLOUD OF METHANE WAS TRYNA SNEAK OUTTA MY ASS. I PANICKED AND TRIED TO CLOSE MY BUTTCHEEKS BUT IT DIDNT WORK AND OUT CAME THE PRRRR. I TURNED AROUND SLOWLY AND SAW THREE BOYS SITTING BEHIND ......   1 reply

My hot cheeto girl phase...   reply

i was in elementary school and we got to go to a dance in 4th grade if we were good kids. so me, the perfect little angel, went and the dj asked what we wanted to do. everyone else said nothing but i screamed at the top of my lungs "THE CHICKEN DANCE" and everyone turned around and looked at me and said "NOOOO" and my friend pretended she didn't kn......   reply

Bro when I was younger my mom told me she asked me if I wanted the rest of the rice and apparently I was sleep walking and went back to sleep. it was like 10 years ago, but I want to cry every time I think about it because I wanted that rice....   reply

i wanted to watch anime but u know how most illegal websites have those porn ads right? didnt bother 10 year old me tho. watched on my moms laptop. i think i forgot to close it or something cause the next thing i got from her was a VERY AWKWARD TALK ABOUT PORN AND EVERYTHING. and i had to explain it to her so many times that i was watching anime. N......   reply

Farting during sex. Lmao. Ruined the mood. Hahaha   reply

i was on the swings chilling with my friends in the 3rd grade and i went super high and fell off   reply

When I walked in on my parents doing the nAstY, I was traumatized... I was 10-   1 reply

i- hmm . . . probably when i was in 1st grade i need to use the bathroom- my bitch of a teacher refused; anyways yall can guess what happened next- so i went to the nurses office and my grandmother picked me up . . . timeskip to a couple years ago when i was in 6th grade some bitch looks over at me (she has that fake friendly smile and tone in her ......   reply