Weird ass friend application

Okay so I need a friend I can talk about my coochie hair with, my discharge, and piss kink phase with. Um and yaoi ofc, I watch anime too and I need a friend who I can t-talk to like t-this.... unironically. And I can talk about eating conny from pnl. I literally just want someone to match the same energy as melike say weird shit put of the blue. I don't care about ur race, gender, or sexuality.
Quick summary of me: I'm 13, female, and I hate homophobes with my heartoh and I make fun of trump supporters.
If u wanna be my friend drop ur discord, Insta, or tiktok (if u think this is a joke it isn't, I really just want someone to match the same energy) pls I just read what I wrote and I sound so disgusting