God is our father and Earth is our mother. They fucked and had Adam, Eve and Steve. Steve was in love with Adam and so was Eve. Eve kept trying to make moves on Adam while Steve stayed as his friend. They all had to go through their mother's orgasms( volcanic eruption) and survive. Although Eve won him over in the end for Steve couldn't make babies and they needed more people to live here and enjoy the nature and Eve was really pretty. After Adam died, Eve took over the responsibility of taking care of the babies with Steve. Even though Steve hated her for stealing Adam, he didn't want to leave the kids to suffer so he helped her out. He learnt about fire and used it for food. He helped her till she breathed her last breath in front of her kids. After that, Steve taught the kids everything about the world, death and how we can't have someone by our side all our life. The kids grew into adults and Steve started getting weaker and weaker. The kids were too busy finding out about the world and feeding themselves that they forgot Steve. Steve died all alone in front of the tree where he met Adam for the first time (Eve wasnt there at that time). The kids threw his body in the volcano and went back to hunting.
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