Why you guys hate getting socks for Christmas?? ( ~_~)
Dummies, I *LOVE* getting socks, I'm thankful for shit in general ofc, but like...socks are fun!!!!
I mean, everyone to their own, but do you know how fucking sexy it is to just walk up to someone, hold out your leg, lightly tug up your pant leg and- VOILA!
Sexy ankle-high socks with some llamas on them. (or any pattern, but my favorite pair are my llama socks).
fuuuck shit gets me weak! Lemme see those ankles >:)
Oh! Also, I have some black socks with little bumblebees on them, and each bee has a yellow sequin, so when I'm out in the sun, them little bees shine and sparkle!
Bro, having socks is so awesome, especially different varieties!
You get to hug and kiss your bros and then say 'no homo' cause you're wearing socks. That simple! ;D I even recommend it!
So when you feel like throwing out or giving to charity the 57th pair of socks Gram gram gave you for Christmas, remember: It isn't gay if you're wearing socks, and patterned socks are sexy af~ Y'all, it makes it easier to win over love interest~
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