so i was making eggs, two, as the title indicates. and when they’re done cooking my mom says she wants half, to which i responded “i only made two”. she says that too much and then when i repeat it’s only two she says that she only take a little bit then and at that point i already gave in and said take half. but then she said no since i was mad, but i wasn’t. then she proceeded to call me fat and left...? i was just making breakfast and i didn’t know two was a lot.
when i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
and now that i'm grown i eat five dozen eggs, so i'm roughly the size of a barge 3 reply
