number 12 cock

so im curious.. who ever created us decided that "i will give the male sex a glizzy with cheese on the tip.. put some sprinkles and boom i will name it penis" like they gotta be so stupid... and then i thought.. why did they give the female sex a hotdog bun as a private part (dont forget the sprinkles and make it the same skin of the inside of your cheeks) theyre stupid asf and they even gave them names like wtf?!?!?! THEY EVEN ADDED SPRINKLES,, and boom they thought "Instead of making it look how they should i will make them look nasty and slimy" LIKE BRO thats gross