i cant with kids these days

istg my 5 year old little bro already knows how to ask money and you cant even deceive him from giving him coins pesos he wants PAPERS like bitch i-
he ask money from our parents "mom can i have money" and when my mom gives him coins my bro will say "i dont want this i want red" (50 php = 1 usd) or like- "i want green" (200 php = 4 usd) HE EVEN WANTS BLUE (1000 php = 20 usd) bitch-
and tell me why WHY DO MOM GIVE HIM THAT MUCH MONEY SO EASILY LIKE SHE WONT EVEN GIVE ME A SINGLE COIN BITCH-



p.s. i live in the philipines so our papers have colors, just google it lol
PERO PUTANGINA WTF?! BAKIT? TAENA AKO NGA KAHIT PISO LNG WALA EH TAPOS SYA MAY 1000?! YAWAAAA