the apology you all needed

i am so so sorry for being such an amazing bitch and blowing the wigs off of your dandruff shaking heads. i am so sorry for also being so fucking iconic and having an amazing personality and being so fucking hot. i deserve to be punished, and i will accept the painful compliments that will be thrown at me. i hope that some day, you all can find it in your hearts to forgive me for being so sexy