Tree gang

YOU UNGRATEFUL PEASANTS!
Are you telling me that we trees:
1)provide oxygen
2) make your garden look pretty
3) Provide fruits
4) Provide leaves which y'all use to make paper
5)Etc.. cause i don't like ending on 4

yet what we get is you chopping us down and having your dogs piss on us? Wtf? I can't accept that y'all are ignorant and will have to educate you:

Stan trees, we're above you humans. What if we stop providing oxygen for you weaklings to breathe? Huh? Would you like to choke and die? I can easily move my roots to walk away from yo toxic ungrateful asses.

Trees are superior, don't take us for granted.