Bully me in a sexy way

Oh yeah baby I'm going to flip your pillow so it's always on the warm side...mmm you little slut you like that, hm? well now i'm going to tuck your sheets into your bed just a little too tight, so when you try to get into bed, you end up messing up EVERYTHING. yeah take that baby   2 reply

Damn bitch, you look almost as hot as my ex Idk. It was the best I could think of. I got told this and it hurt my feelings lmao   reply

Me: *slaps u* You:   reply

Nice dick   reply

You got a nice cake there, mind letting me eat it?   reply