I wanna be in a cult. Cults are fucking awesome. We get cool robes like this

Worship in a secret underground base like this

We get a secret handshake and language. Make human sacrifices while dancing around a ring of fire. Drink the blood of our victims. Screech and Chant in a made up language to a person who doesn't even exist. The best part is we all die at the end in a massive suicide preferably by drinking poison or jumping off a cliff.

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If you would like to join My friends and Mine's cult you can! We started a Bleach Cult for the cleaning product bc she says i need bleach and holy water. We are welcome to new members ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
Is this a cult recruitment? If so im in
No unfortunately I'm not in a cult. I'm looking for one. If I find one I'll let you know