One time In college I had a pretty crazy night of drinking with pals. After turning up back at my place empty handed I decided I should fap out the aggression. One of my roommates (there were 3 of us in 1 room) came back with his girlfriend to discover me in the bottom bunk, porn still playing on the laptop, passed out dick in hand. What did she do? SHE TOOK A FUCKING PIC AND POSTED IT TO FACEBOOK! I'm FB friends with my entire family.