I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
man when i was 11 a shark was chasing me ON A SCHOOL TRIP TO THE BEACH; y'all i did not know how to swim too, thx 6th grade french teacher for saving my ass 1 reply
