How you drink based on your sexuality

Heterosexual - I'm a Coke fan.

Homosexual - I'm a Pepsi fan.

Bisexual - I'm a fan of both. Not at the same time, but either is fine.

Polygamist - I mix mine together sometimes. Other times I just have a bunch of cans of one at a time.

Transsexual - I drink my Coke out of a Pepsi glass or vice versa.

Pansexual - It's all just soda to me, I drink whatever I'm in the mood for.

Asexual - I drink water.