Why you're single

Straight boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbian?

Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?

Straight girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?

Gay guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?

Bisexual people: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?

Pansexual people: Everyone is hot what do I do?

Asexual people: what