*downs 3 cartons of soy milk while crying*

I vvant big tiBBies (╯╥﹏╥)╯╧╧
please god just give me the tatas Y-Y
Hand them over, or I’ll start worshiping satan!
(I know that that has the same energy as announcing I’m unfollowing a celebrity, but I don’t care)
Wait a second...
Satan’s probably more likely to hand out big titties

Dear Satan,
gimme da mommy milkers
Love,
Ya fav earthling (^ 3 °) ~