Calling all men (and girls with bfs)

So I just have a few questions for all the boys on this site:
What do you think of all the yaoi this site is infested with?
Have you ever clicked one out of curiosity?

Unrelated questions that I will never have the courage to ask a boy irl:
What do you think of pubes on a girl? Like does it really appeal to you more if a girl is like totally bald? Genuinely curious.
Do thick thighs really save lives? Or would you prefer a girl with skinny/lean legs?
Are you a girl pretending to be a boy and answering these questions?

Thank you in advance for answering.