the only joke i know is me, so here are some awkward pickup lines:
You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Are you a haunted house? I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?
Did you know my lips......
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