an ode to fruity loops

fruity loops, oh fruity loops!
chaotic spirit fruity loops!
despite their name, oh fruity loops
does not like to eat fruity loops

questions asked, beware the answers
as fruity loops will bless them
with her reactions, each divine
make everything completely fine

some may say she's problematic
but nay! i jest superbly
for fruity loops smites toxic foes
and everyday, her power grows

her taste in food is oh so creamy
the human seed adds just a touch
of depth to dishes when she is yearning
for a flavor that is hard to come

oh fruity loops! our loved cult leader,
may your reach grow larger each day!
i for one am grateful for
your presence, may it stay!