How I got addicted....

So about 5 years ago, i was eating 3 gallons of chocolate ice cream and chocolate frosting, with chocolate sprinkles. My stomach started to hurt so I ran the bathroom, but somebody was already in there. It was a girl she was probably on her period. She took so long i ended up shitting on myself. I put my hand in my pants and touched my ass just to make sure. I got some shit on my hand, it was a light green mixed with a dark brown. Kinda looked like vegetables ngl. The brown looked like chocolate so i thought it would taste good. It tasted just like ice cream....The girl finally came out the bathroom I accidently touched the door knob with my shitty hand. I pulled down my pants and started to shit. I was so hungry...I looked at the shit in the toilet and remembered how my shit tasted so good. I put my hand in the toilet and started to eat my own shit... I got sick, really sick, so bad i had to go to the hospital and take pills. But i'll taste my dukey every once in a while for the flavor.