my dildo story

one time, i was strutting across the street when i came across a wild yujin. omg i had never seen one before. so i took it to niagara falls with my passport since i dont live in canada and then punted it off the waterfall. bye bye bitch. so then i made myself home until i cane across the same yujin. turns out, yujins can breathe underwater and it had followed me all the way to georgia where i live. so i grabbed it, ran to stone mountain and punted it off where it splattered on the concrete below. bye bye wild yujin. see u never