How To Be An Alpha Male

1.Pee/Shit Your Pants( Going To The Bathroom Takes Time And Energy. Use That Time And Energy On Getting Ripped)

2.Don't Eat Food(Eating Food Is Feminine Because Woman Eat Food)

3.Sleep Without A Nightlight(Real Alphas Are Not Afraid Of The Dark)

4.Don't Look At Normie Memes, Only Look At Dank Elon Musk Memes(Elon Musk Is The Ultimate Alpha)

5.Type In All Caps

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aphrodite's wife 26 04,2021

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a different breed 1 reply

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Alpha male shit is just Astrology for guys. reply

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law 26 04,2021

how to be an alpha male - 1.be an asshole reply

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vaelynn 26 04,2021

damn the omegaverse is already coming yall... 1 reply

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Oh also!! - (Extra tip!!!) DONT wipe your ass when you take a dump, the shit smell resonates with the wilderness (VERY MANLY) Also, when you have to clean your butthole, you have FINGER IT A BIT, which is FEMININE, we DONT allow anything that puts our masculinity at risk 2 reply

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Ummm... reply

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Guess whose not typing in all caps anymore reply

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6) And be an asshole who marks the omega by raping them and then leave them so they can suffer and then find them and say " i didn't mean to leave you" Now you'r a perfect alpha male reply

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