STRAIGHT STANDARDS AGAINST LESBIAN MARRIAGE

Yall know how they say to lesbians to wear whatever they are most comfortable in to their weddings? Bitch there is a HUGE loophole in that! I will be wearing sweatpants and a hoodie to my wedding ok do not say shit like that it is so annoying like you are assuming I'm going to wear a dress if I am not a lesbian but I have a straight friend who probably won't wear a dress to her wedding either.
So yea I will be wearing what I am most comfortable in to my wedding, not just because im gay people will get pissed off at straight weddings if both are in suits wtf is that. And if what I'm most comfortable in is a dress and my fiancee also wants to wear a dress you can't complain like "but which ones the groom then" bitch we are both the fucking groom and we are both the fucking bride it doesnt have to be straight tactics ok i mean yes my type is a fem girl so she will probably end up wearing a dress to our wedding and yes i am stem so i will probably end up wearing a tux but if both of us wear a tux or dress EVERYONE gonna start complaining arent they come on.
Which is why you know what I want to get married but i probably wont invite anyone to the wedding unless i have the option to get married in my hoodie and sweatpants because babes people are going to complain too much and i love my family and would love them to go to my wedding but they would be so fucking uncomfortable if i was getting married to a girl and they suddenly realize "Oh sooo when she came out to us as a lesbian when she was 11... it wasnt a phase?" yea bitch it wasnt a fucking phase ok i am not getting married to a guy. Although i would want a best man cause i love my guy friends so much i dont think you understand how great it is to be out to my male best friend i think we are probably closer than before

but yea itll be so much funnnn im fucking wearing a hoodie to my wedding i dont give a fuck. how was everyones day?