feeling very offended

Y'all ever think about that one person who looks so fucking hot it actually offends you? Like that person's so fucking beautiful and sexy it just makes you want to commit toaster bath? Like that individual could sleep with your mom, s.o., dad, grandma, grandpa, cousins, uncles, aunts, your boss, your teacher, your best friend, and you'd just be sitting here like dumbass admiring how fucking beautiful they are? Like they're so gorgeous you can't decide whether or not you want to be with them or want to BE them. Like genuinely, I want to know.