MY SCENARIO OF ASKING THINGS
This is what I imagine will happen when I ask my parents for a body pillow cover tomorrow
_starts_
"Dad asked if I needed anything, but the real question is will I be able to get a body pillow cover?"
"IS THAT OKAY?"
"See there's one in specific but I need your opinion on a body pillow cover first if I were to ever tell you."
*assume she says it's fine and to show her*
"DON'T JUDGE ME"
"But this one looks very nice"
"...."
"PLS SAY SOMETHING"
*gives me a nasty look and says no*
"UGH WOW I'M LEAVING"
*runs away in embrassed and starts crying bc she can't handle judgement"
_good end start_
"Starts laughing at me in wtf why is my daughter weird"
*dies*
"I mean I'm fine with it, but we gotta ask dad"
"I KNOW BUT HE'S GONNA SAY NO"
"Probably but this is funny"
"I want to see what he says"
"ITS A NEEDED NECESSITY"
"ITS A NECESSITY THAT I WILL DIE IF I DON'T HAVE IT"
"I need to write a speech so he lets me"
"I need to convince him"
*creates AMAZING speech abt how I'm gonna die if I don't have this*
_next part_
"Hey hey Starts crying"
"AHAHHAHHA"
*runs back after getting compsure back*
"I want to get a body pillow cover"
"Okay well how much is it, what does it look like?"
*Starts crying*
"I wrote a speech for if you say no"
*shows the cover*
_bad end_
"No wtf"
"No wtf"
"Okay runs away bc I put my heart and soul into a 2 hour long presentation"
_continued good end_
"Why would I get my daughter something that looks so sexual"
"No this is a necessity"
"Its not sexual"
"Its"
"Its"
"Its"
"Its"
"BEAUTIFUL"
"A GREAT WORK OF ART"
*starts using manipulation technique form 10*
"See I knew you would say this"
"THATS WHY I NEVER WANNA TALK ABT ANYTHING"
"BC THIS IS WHAT I LIKE AND I'LL BE JUDGE"
*shows presentation*
"See these are my interests"
"I'll talk to you guys more if I get this"
"Fine"
(This is exaggerated for comical purposes)
The real version will most likely go like this
*nervous laughs*
"Hey can I get a body pillow cover ahah?"
"What does it look like?"
*shows cover*
"No"
"Okay"
*walks away embarrassed*
Thanks for reading!!! Have a great day/night
