If any yaoi characters exist in real life, which one you want to have as your partner?

He could be your partner in crime, partner in bed, partner in campus, partner in organization or anything ╮(￣▽￣)╭
I want the almighty Asami to be my partner in... bed. Forever. AHAHA if he's straight tho. I'm drooling and i'm wet because of him ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄