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I JUST TOOK A HUGE FUCKING SHIT AND GUESS WHAT THAT WAS THE BIGGEST FUKCING SHIT IVE EVER HAD I SPENT 1 HOUR I THINK ON MY FUCKING BATHROOM AND I ALMOST CLOGGED THE FUCKIGN TOILET MY ASS IS BURNING UP SEND FUCKING HELP