I'd wake up. Freak out. Check myself in the mirror. Check my no-longer-there boobs. Freak out at my weightless chest. Freak out at my suddenly heavy crotch. Check my balls. Probably masturbate. Go to the bathroom. Learn how to pee. Tell everyone as soon as I get out. Everyone freaks out too. Call my parents in case they're at work. Tell my friends.......
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