*Leans against very expensive car*

Damn look at u go   reply

*who you?   reply

eyy papi/mami, ur limousine looks kinda lonely ngl and oh look! ur money's spilling from ur pocket mygaaashhh *bites lip*   reply

Get out of my car now!   reply

me: Umm excuse me sir/ma'am you're blocking my way him/her: don't you wanna ride with me ? me: umm no sir/ma'am I already have a boyfriend and he rich AF my boyfriend waiting inside his car:   reply