Y’all deadass parents be like:

DADS

Me- “So um dad I’m non-binary and a lesbian.”

Dad- “what is nonbinary”

Me- “it means I’m not a girl or a guy I don’t identify with those genders. My pronouns are they/them now but if you want to call me she/her still that’s fine I know it’s confusing”

Dad- “ok I got it I’ll try to use the right pronouns but sorry if I screw them up”

Me- “it’s ok”

Dad- “and what is lesbian”

Me- “it means I like girls. Technically it’s called a tricix if you are nonbinary and like girls but since I am afab and didn’t know I was nonbinary before I realized I was lesbian, I’m just going to stick with lesbian. It’s easier. Cause I’m afab and like girls if that makes sense”

Dad- “I don’t really get it, but I like girls too. Sorry this is a lot to process, just give me a few seconds to think about this... and we’re good to go I accept you”

Me- “(⌒▽⌒)” *hugs*


MOMS

Me- “So um mom I’m nonbinary and a lesbian”

Mom- “CaUsE oF tHaT dAmN pHoNe”