Which uke(s) would you fuck and why?

Which uke(s) would you fuck and why? I know this is a strange question to ask since it seems like most people would fantasize themselves as the uke, but if you could a fuck a uke, who would it be?

I would fuck the uke from Angel Buddy because he’s so irresistible cute, sexy, beautiful, like he should be illegal ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ ok sorry I’m done thirsting over him bye