shower thoughts

Do Trans people go to Gay bars? Like MtF and FtM. (Sorry I worded that wrong, I just woke up) This has been in my mind for the past three days, it keeps me up at night.(like the scary lion stuffed animal, I think its watching me) Another is what would happen if someone tried to masterbate with a shampoo bottle? What if in other universe there are......   1 reply

Imagine.. When we die, someone takes a vr set off of our head’s, give’s us medicine that makes us get amnesia, reset’s the vr and set it up on us again, then we go on from there.   2 reply

*jams to my anime music playlist on spotify* "Hey. When was the last time we cleaned these shower curtains?" *shower curtain brushes my leg* "UGHHHHHHHHHH EWWWW" *begins quoting random shit* "Call me Dumbledore, cause we're about to clean bitches." "THAT CHEAP LYING NO GOOD ROTTEN FOUR FLUSHING LOW LIFE SNAKE LICKING DIRT EATING INBRED OVERSTUFFE......   reply

sea lions are basically ocean dogs even though its name is closer to felines   reply

What happens if men also get pregnant How many people will be left if covid vaccines turn out to be defective and worse, fatal If animals could talk, will we be vegetarian A world without religion If you isekai but in hunger games If dinosaurs didn't go extinct   1 reply

Realizing how weird Americans are. I say this as an American realizing this "Why do we microwave almost everything?" Trash taste got me reflecting I mean seriously. Guys I'm pretty sure we're the only ones out of all the countries out there that microwave water. Just why do we do that?   reply

the person who discovered cow's milk is kinda fucked up. like imagine a person "squeezing" a cow's tiddies after they gave birth and drinking their tiddie juice n like "oh yeah shit's hitting" and started to sell cow's milk   reply