ah yes a muzan x giyuu fanfiction to ruin my day

THERE LIVED A CERTAIN MAN IN SNEZHANAYA LONG AGO...
HE WAS BIG A STRONG AND HIS EYES WERE FLAMING GLOW....
MOST PEOPLE LOOKED AT HIM WITH TERROR AND WITH FEAR...
BUT TO SNEZHNAYA CHICKS HE WAS SUCH A LOVELY DEAR...
HE COULD PREACH THE BIBLE LIKE A PREACHER.....
FULL OF ECSTASY AND FIRE......
BUT HE ALSO WAS THE KIND OF TEACHER....
WOMEN WOULD DESIRE.....
TAR-TAR-TARGLIA LOVER OF SNEZHNAYAN QUEEN...
THERE WAS A CAT THAT REALLY WAS GONE...
TAR-TAR-TARGLIA SNEZHNAYA'S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE...
IT WAS A SHAME HOW HE CARRIED ON....