bro that's kinda gay

eating popcorn is gay (it's a busted nut)
playing 2k is gay (why you designing your dream man?)
Loving a girl is gay (that's her father's sperm dude)
looking in the mirror gay (why are you looking at a man for so long?)
being gay is gay (why are you gay?)
eating a banana ( ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ )
watching straight porn (Why are you watching a men pleasure himself?)
pooping (that poop acting like a dildo dude)





For the dumbasses that don't know, THIS IS A JOKE. I repeat, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE.