MORE DAD JOKE MOTHERFU...
whats at the bottom of the ocean and shivers.. a nervous reck
found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
IM CRYING ITS TOO FUNVAHDJDJHCHJVDHJX
What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot.
one more dad joke before i play genshin impact
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
