Pretend we're at a mangago user's wedding

Wow I know the bride since she was a hoe...   reply

where's the cake? is it ready yet??? wait- im the emcee-???   reply

Whys the groom a literal cardboard cutout of a fictional character with an attached dildo...   1 reply

wheres the wine so i can blackout and forget this?   reply

I'll give them reasons why u got divorced No need to stress.   reply

I wanna go home.   reply

you better have introduced him to our side..   reply