Convince me to go outside please

There's a cafe that gives you puppies when you order shit there   reply

no   reply

if you go outside, you’ll only be left with disappointment and then you’ll just go back inside   reply

HEY IS THAT A HOT ANIME GUY WITH BLACK HAIR AND THAT LOOKS SO EVIL BUT IS SO CUTE WHEN IT COMES TO CUTE SHITS? YEAH IM GOING OUTSIDE RN AND DEF WILL TOUCH SOME (GR)ASS....   reply

go and touch some grass   reply

Go to a dog park (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧   reply