Ruining my childhood with Kenny the Shark: Episode 2
PART ONE OF THE EPISODE
1. Shark eats dad and the family act like nothing happen
2. Shit for parents (again) making their cannot be over 10 child do a thing a very very responsible adult would normally do
3. The mom is a shitty therapist or psychologist whatever she is she is failing at her job
4. Shark wants to choke on someone's meat omfg what am i watching
5. Shark tries to devour baby
6. Shark child endangerments baby
7. Mother didn't baby proof the house at all (i mean they have a shark to begin with but omfg)
8. BABY FELL OUT THE SECOND FLOOR WINDOW INTO THE POOL WHERE THE FUCK IS THE MOTHER???
9. More bondage play?????????
10. bruh the pe coach let this kid go home in the middle of the day to feed her pet shark if i told my pe coach that they'd be like "BULLSHIT" alright wayyyy unrealistic
11. CHILD ENDANGERMENT CHILD ENDANGERMENT OMFGGGGGGG THIS KID IS SWINGING AROUND ON THE ROOF'S WIND DETECTOR THING YA KNOW THOSE ROOSTER THINGS THAT HAVE N S E W ON THEM???
12. bruh the mom literally saw her fucking INFANT flying through the air and definitely could die and said "Carl what are you doing?" WHAT IS HE DOING???? HE WAS WITHOUT SUPERVISION FOR LIKE GOD KNOWS HOW MANY HOURS AND HE IS ABOUT TO DIE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING and after the baby is caught by a perfectly timed 10 year old shes like "thank goodness" like not "OMFG MY BABY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HOW OMGGGG" bruh
13. ok at least she owned up to it she said she needed to pay more attention to her baby so i guess its ok despite how many times that kid was about to die
PART TWO OF THE EPISODE
1. Choked on muffin really hard and then asked to do it again
2. Kid is making her parents spend like a bajillion dollars on food for this shark that probably should be in the ocean right now omfg
3. this cannot-be-over-10 year old is trying to get a job omg unrealistic
4. using a real shark as a mascot that could easily get hungry at any second and eat the team and scare everyone
5. that guy is totally a pedophile
6. a fucking Rachel Berry at that audition can't stand those mfs
7. Kenny is doing this job... to suck on hot dogs... sus.
8. fucking Rachel Berry is back omfg hes so aggravating stfu
9. Kenny runs over because he sees a twerking seal... sus
10. bruh this dumbass kid brought a real shark to a rink filled with thousands of people and her parents were like "huh i wonder what could go wrong" again SHIT. FOR. PARENTS.
11. omfg Rachel Berry thinks hes gonna beat a real shark pretending to be a fake shark in a battle of fake sharkery i want to kill him omg
12. *shark could very likely kill everyone there* Pedophile "eh its fine" *shark eats all the hot dogs (food)* Pedophile "call animal control" mmhmm
13. THE PARENTS DIDNT EVEN KNOW SHE WAS DOING THIS OMFG SHIT FOR PARENTS
And thats it for this episode of Ruining my childhood with Kenny the Shark I'll see you next time for episode 3 and yes I will be watching all the episodes so just be prepared
