pov: u saw a drunk 40 y/o while ur going home

A. offer him mints or gums and candies (he thinks it's drugs)
B. ask him how his day is (he told you that you looked like his dead ex girlfriend from 20 years ago)
C. ask him if he wants to go to the motel with you (he told you his wife was a real bitch while heading there)
D. tell him his kids are dying (he told you they were adopted anyways)
E. run towards him and you pretend that you're robbing him (he told you he's broke despite handing out 5 cents from his wallet)


Don't make up your own options and just pick one of these. You can make a scenario based on what option you picked with his reaction towards you.