GUM STUCK IN HAIR

HI I PUT GUM IN MY ARMPIT RANDOMLY WHILE I WAS READING A REALLY GOOD SMUT FANFIC, AND NOW IT'S FUCKING STUCK IN MY ARMPIT HAIR

IT'S ONE OF THOSE PINK BUBBLEGUM GUMS THAT COME IN THOSE BIG CANDY PACKS AT WALMART

I TRIED CUTTING IT OFF BUT THE SISSORCES CANT CUT THROUGH THE GUM BCS I ALREADY CHEWED IT

I SEARCHED GOOGLE AND IT SAID ICE HELPS, BITCH MY ICE MACHINE IS BROKEN

I TRIED PULLING IT OFF FORCEFULLY BUT THIS SHIT HURTS SO MUCH, I'D HAVE TO PULL OUT MY ARMPIT HAIR TOO

I DON'T KNOW WHY I DID IT, I REGRET IT SO MUCH