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Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.
How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.
What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.
I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.
What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine
I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.
Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak
i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
My turn:
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Doyouthinkhesaurus.
I was stood behind a customer at an ATM and he turned around and said "could you check my balance?" - so I pushed him. His balance wasn't that great.
What do you call a zombie who cooks stir fries? Dead man wok-ing.
Why did the man fall down the well? Because he didn't see t......
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20 07,2021
