Water is the best drink ever. Every other drink pales in comparison. Nothing tastes as great as water and is as refreshing. You're all blasphemous for refusing to admit this divine truth about water, the best drink in existence.
Sadly not everyone agrees. Once a friend of mine decline some water I gave him and waited 15 minutes to get home for a soda. Like bro I know your piss is brown and burns to the touch reply
