Gay son or Thot daughter?

Me personally I would choose thot daughter cause wtf is my gay son finna do? Go to war? PLSSSS LIKE HE MIGHT COULD GET A JOB THERE BEIN THE COMMUNAL GLORY HOLE!
Yall know how much hoes make it on Onlyfans? Finna get my thottie hooked up with these shawties in da bugatti YOU FEEL ME? SHE GON BRING HOME A BALLER AND IM FINNA BE RICH!