How can i make my friends stop slapping and squishing my ass

if this isn’t satire, set your boundaries firmly— from one victim of ass slapping to another. let them know directly and firmly how you feel, and if they keep on disrespecting your boundaries like that, you might want to reconsider staying around them.   reply

Have you tried slapping back at their asses twice as hard? If they gave you the look, just reply them with "It hurts right?? Exactly." Or just be honest and tell them the truth. That you don't like it. Then warn them, if they're still not stopping their harassment, you've got no choice but to prick the hands that touched you with a pin needle ever......   reply

If this is real, then man, idk, is like your friend hot?   reply