I was just minding my business petting my kitten and cuddling it when it suddenly trumpeted. You know what that means. It let one rip right on my lap. WHY?! Why would you do this to me Bartholomew!?
He also has this weird tendency to try and peak into the bathroom when people are "in" it. Like, I'd be in there and I'd see his eyes staring at me. Without blinking. He's banished from the upper floor now.
I got chased by a dog when I was little trying to open the house gates for my family to come in the morning :( I scratched my knee dogs are okay tho cause the dog apparently had a cute puppy :3
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