What would you say to death if you met it?

can I suck your pink nipples   1 reply

"hey your kinda cute, don't send me to hell please."   reply

Please tell me I didn't slip and fall in the shower.   reply

"Was i good meme?"   1 reply

"what took you so long?"   2 reply

"Please... could u show me the people I loved one last time"   1 reply

"hang on lemme finish this last manga chapter" and proceed to introduce him to the series while we geek out about it on the way to the afterlife   reply

Hey dude take a vacation or something. Your working too much   reply

"choke me daddy"   2 reply

bitch, where u been?   reply