keep saying "huh?" to anything said to you. reply with something in a completely different area when you seemingly finally hear what you were told. reply
Here 5 easy steps to act like a 70 ur old
1. Hunch back . You gotta have the shrimp pose
2. Wear the most old fashioned ass clothes you see in those night market
SEE THAT OLD RANDOM ASS GRANNY SHIRT BUY THAT SHIT
(Recommend going to night markets or cheaper places )
3. Wrinkles baby ! Use that wonderful makeup and give yourself
Those panda ey...... reply
Do that thing where old people say gibberish that's supposed to be a joke and then laugh after, this should leave the other person super confused reply